LightCraft: Umbreon Update Version 2.0

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokèmon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokèmon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has its human on Pokèmon breedability outclassed by its cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weighs approximately 60 pounds, or 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (about a meter), making it not only large enough to apropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. Its relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With its combination of very high HP, defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! Its ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share its current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokèmon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which woud in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizeable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokèmon to breed with.